Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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