How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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