I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
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I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
There's always time for handjobs
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He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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