People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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