you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
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It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
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I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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