ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
