For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
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You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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