just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Randomize
