we're chasing vodka with high fives
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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