Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
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I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
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Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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