dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
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You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
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What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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