I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
It was like getting head from an anaconda
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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