id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
it was like having sex with a tree stump
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
