Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Shame - the story of my life.
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