Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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