I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
you told grandpa to call you daddy
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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