i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
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whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
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I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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