she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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