Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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