It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
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it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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