Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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