We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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