The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
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I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
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Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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