lets start a swedish sibling band together
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
