I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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