i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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