dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
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Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
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It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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