My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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