Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Panties = found
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
Randomize
