someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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