come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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