Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
