You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
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Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
My feet surprised me
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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