I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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