Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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