Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
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he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
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Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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