I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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