at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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