I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
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