Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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