Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
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He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
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Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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