you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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