Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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