you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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