Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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