I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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