Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
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I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
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I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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