you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
It's like God shit irony all over that family
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
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the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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