i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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