I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I am midnight drunk by noon
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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