glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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