She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
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And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
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Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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