Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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