So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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