he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
