Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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